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Funny Friendship Quotes Collection For Quotes Lover

Funny Friendship Quotes Collection For Quotes Lover

Are you finding Funny Friendship Quotes? Funny Friendship Quotes are difficult to find as nothing can be funny than your best friend… In my view, funny friendship quotes should be enough fun to put a smile on your best friend’s face, but first, tell us what type of fun you wanna search in funny friendship quotes to degrade friend in a funny way? To show love in a funny way? To show anger in a funny way? Whatever you wanna see in funny friendship quotes, you will surely find it in our funny friendship quotes collection. Wish you best of luck for your friend in funny friendship quotes.

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1- “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, Damn, that was fun.” ~ Groucho Marx

2- “It is important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.” ~ Mignon McLaughlin

3- “There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.” ~ Linda Grayson

4- “Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.” ~ Unknown

5- “Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.” ~ Elbert Hubbard

6- “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” ~ Laurence J. Peter

7- “A good friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move a body.” ~ Steven J. Daniels

8- “A good friend will always stab you in the front.” ~ Oscar Wilde

9- “Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.” ~ Gore Vidal

10- “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” ~ Greg Tamlyn

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Funny Friendship Quotes in English

1- “The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.” ~ Jay McInerney

2- “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

3- “A man of active and resilient mind outwears his friendships just as certainly as he outwears his love affairs, his politics, and his epistemology.” ~ H. L. Mencken

4- “Your friends will believe in your potential, your enemies will make you live up to it.” ~ Tim Fargo

5- “Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”  ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh

6- “I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.” ~ Oscar Wilde

7- “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” ~ Marlene Dietrich

8- “The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.” ~ Aaron Machado

9- “My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.” ~ Dame Edna Everage

10- “When we make friends then we change from being animals to being human.” ~ Stephen Richards

Funny Friendship Quotes in English

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1- “‘Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.” ~ Charles Lamb

2- “There is a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his.” ~ Benjamin Franklin

3- “Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.” ~ Edwin Arlington Robinson

4- “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” ~ Bernard Meltzer

5- “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” ~ C.S. Lewis

6- “As your best friend I’ll always pick you up when you fall after I finish laughing.” ~ Unknown

7- “There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true Friendship.” ~ Thomas Aquinas

8- “One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.” ~ Unknown

9- “My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.” ~ Henry Ford

10- “A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” ~ Walter Winchell

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Top 10 Funny Friendship Quotes Captions For Instagram

1- “She is my Best Friend. You break her heart, I will break your face.”

2. “Meet my Partner in Crime!”

3. “Forever and Always.”

4. “I don’t even need to ask, I got you!”

5. “Sometimes, being with your best friend is all the therapy you need!”

6. “It’s me and my Best Friend for Life!”

7- “I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you.”

8. Rain or Shine. I will be always here for you.”

9. You are my sunshine on a rainy day.”

10. I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.”

Funny Friendship Quotes Captions For Instagram

Top 10 Funny Best Friend Captions For Instagram

1. “I am lucky to have a friend like you!”

2. “Side by side or miles apart, real friends are always close to the heart.”

3. “Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend.”

4. “Life was meant for Best Friends and Good Adventures!”

5. “Friendship isn’t a big thing. It’s millions of small things.”

6. “Best Friends are those with whom you can be openly weird and sarcastic without the person being offended.”

7. “Good friends are like snowflakes. All different and all beautiful.”

8. “Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.”

9. “Real Friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call something even more offensive.”

10. “Best Friends make the good times better and bad times easier.”

Funny Best Friend Captions For Instagram

Funny Friend Captions For Instagram

1- “I hope we are besties forever. Even after we die, we can become ghosties and scare people forever.”

2- “We are going to be really cool old ladies.”

3- “We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.”

4- “You and I are more than friends we’re like a really small gang.”

5- “Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy!”

6- “Me and my group of friends are the funniest humans I know.”

7- “I was an innocent being..then my best friend came along.”

8- “Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face!”

9- “A friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked!”

10- “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”

Funny Friend Captions For Instagram

Funny Status on Friends For Whatsapp

1- “Friendship is… Being equally annoying.”

2- “Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.”

3- “Everyone has that one annoying friend if you don’t have one then it’s probably you.”

4- “Every tall girl needs a short best friend.”

5- “Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.”

6- “She is my Best Friend. You break her heart; I will break your face.”

7- “Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.”

8- “Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with your best friends.”

9- “Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.”

10- “Happiness is doing weird things with friends.”

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Funny Friendship Quotes From Movies

1. “There’s nothing like the deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for all the right reasons.” ~ The Perks of Being a Wallflower

2. “I found out what the secret to life is: friends. Best friends.” ~ Fried Green Tomatoes

3. “You’re like the only person who’s ever gotten what I’m about.” ~ Freaks and Geeks, NBC

4. “Isn’t it weird when you’re not friends with your friends anymore? I mean, Michele and I just fell out of touch about two hours ago.” ~ Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion

5. “I’m so jealous. That’s it. I’ve got to get some dumb, ugly friends.” ~ Gilmore Girls 

6. “She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.” ~ Clueless 

7. “Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.” ~ Mean Girls

8. “I’ve literally been here for two hours and I haven’t spoken to anybody. I’m so happy to see you I could murder you.” ~ Girls

9. Ferris: “If you’re not over here in 15 minutes, you can find yourself a new best friend.”
Cameron: “Ha, you’ve been saying that since the fifth grade.” ~ Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

10. “This is a hug, okay? This is a hug! And this is when you hug someone, when you care about them and you want them to know that!” ~ Boy Meets World 

Funny Friendship Quotes From Movies

Cute Short Friendship Quotes

1. “Happiness is a selfie with friends.”

2. “Happiness is having friends who are idiots.”

3. “Happiness is having weird and wonderful friends.”

4. “Happiness is having crazy friends.”

5. “Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”

6. “Life is about finding people who are your kind of crazy.”

7. “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.”

8. “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”

9. “If you have crazy friends, you have everything.”

10. “If you have friend as weird as you, you have everything.”

Cute Short Friendship Quotes

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